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Traumaticat is an official grievance repository where affected individuals may formally document incidents of feline misconduct. File a complaint against your cat, or your friend's cat, because of course you don't have a cat.
File a grievance at traumaticat.com.
Traumaticat was established in response to a growing and largely undocumented crisis: cat owners becoming increasingly unaware of the systematic emotional negligence of cats toward the humans who feed, shelter, and love them unconditionally.
For too long, these grievances went unfiled and incidents were dismissed. Friends and family of cat owners were told "that's just how cats are."
Cat unenthusiasts remain perplexed, and until now, entirely without recourse.
All cases are assigned a case number and entered into the permanent record.
• We do not offer legal representation.
• We do not contact defendants.
• We have never received an apology on behalf of a plaintiff.
A note from the founder.
The year was 2014. I was cat sitting. I had just fed Leo, given him water, and freshened his litter box — a task I performed without complaint, and with what I can only assume was a discarded kitchen spatula.
Later, I was preparing to leave. It was winter. I was drying my hair. Leo slinked into the bathroom and without provocation, warning, or remorse (but certainly with malicious intent), he attacked my ankle with his teeth. He escaped before the door could close. He has never apologized. He never will. I still have an aversion to hair dryers.
Case TC-00007 remains open. Defendant unavailable for comment.
Traumaticat exists because Leo is not alone. File your grievance. You deserve to be heard.
Visit Traumaticat at traumaticat.com
Traumaticat is not affiliated with any government body, veterinary organization, or cat. Except for Leo, who remarkably, is still alive.
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